Thursday, June 03, 2010

Dear Amazon



I'll bet you 5 billion dollars that your E-Z Red ratchet cannot withstand 5500 tons. Honoring that "Lifetime Warranty" is going to be a hassle.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if it doesn't handle that...what you are going to buy millions of them and break them to get your lifetime warranty?

Karl said...

If steel prices keep going up, I'm going to buy millions of them and break them and put my competitor out of business.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't 5,500 in/lbs be = 2&3/4 tons? Or are you using marketing math?
Aj

Karl said...

Ya gotta click through to the link and see the Product Description with the claim: "guarantees 5,500 ton of torque performance".

Though to be fair, I don't know where I'm going to get a 5500 ton press to test the ratchet.