Sunday, August 21, 2016

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Maniacs with wicked hair,
ja, ja, ja we have already been there!
Trust out teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

This is why

CNN cannot have nice things.

Or maybe Obamacare killed off 2/3 of the American population?

Monday, August 01, 2016

Types of Networks

BAN - Body Area Network - Comprises communication between sensors placed on the human body.

CAN - Cthulhu Area Network - Instead of the commonly-used "handshake" between devices, a CAN uses the "tentacle poke." The eldritch protocols used in these networks inevitably drive the administrator insane.

FLAN - Florida Area Network - A FLAN transfers data between trailer parks, racist old people, and drug lords, using laughably outdated hardware.

HAN - Home Area Network - As the name would suggest, a HAN is the connection of network enabled devices in a domestic home.

LAN - Local Area Network - The scope of a LAN is larger than that of a HAN and smaller than that of a CAN. A LAN is typically the network of computers placed in a school or a small office.

MAN - Mango Area Network - These networks utilize a backbone of sweet and juicy fruits, with protocols that are related to poison oak. 

PAN - Paladin Area Network - Refers to communication from and between crusaders for holy justice. Requires proprietary hardware and software.

WAN - Wide Area Network - The largest of the geographical computer networks listed on this page. WAN's connect regional and national computer networks together.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

This Week

In Battle of the Iconic Leftists, it's Kid Blink vs Che Guevara in an Epic Staredown! Keen observers will note that if the socialists had ever figured out how to combine the power of Che's beret with that of Kid Blink's eye patch, the Ruling Class would have been hopelessly outgunned.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

HolyJuan: Church Wine

There was a time in my life when I was Catholic.  As a kid in a Catholic family, we sometimes got to sit up on the altar with the priest du...  

HolyJuan: Church Wine

Chaon raises eyebrows with racially charged comments

Chaon is no stranger to racial controversies, buhis appearance on ICRT yesterday afternoon managed to even surprise his critics.
Defending his blogroll’s reputation of consisting mainly of “old, tall people,” Chaon questioned where “any other subgroup of people” contributed more to society than in Western civilization. “This ‘very tall people’ business does get a little tired,” Chaon said on ICRT Monday. “I’d ask you to go back through history and figure out, where are these contributions that have been made by these other categories of people that you’re talking about – where did any other subgroup of people contribute more to civilization?”

When ICRT’s Joseph Lin, taken aback, asked, “Than tall people?” the Buccaneer Duke kept going, adding that he believes the greatest contributions of civilization have come from “Croatia, the Upper Nile, and Brobdingnag, and every place where the average height for males is over 190cm.”

It has been argued that Chaon is a fringe figure, whose ugly rants in no way reflect contemporary pirate thought. However, it is difficult for the world to ignore such offensive tirades.

Friday, July 15, 2016


"In an idle, awkward, and/or out-of-place state; being ignored, abandoned, or left to wait awkwardly."

Thursday, July 14, 2016

You guys aren't going to believe this one either

The term "bogart," as in "Don't bogart that joint," was not invented by Generation X. The term was first coined right about the time Gen X was being born.

Monday, July 11, 2016

They're all alike

"That's not the way the world really works anymore," he continued. "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out."
-Karl Rove, 2004              

It's true. You'll be sitting there with your friends, having a beer and trying to address a serious issue. And some guy named Karl will start spouting a bunch of post-modern bullshit. Every. Single. Time. And nobody will call him on it because it's his turn to buy the next round.