Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Electoral disfunction

So, I received my ballot by mail, then received an updated ballot by e-mail, since the first ballot didn’t have congressional candidates. There are *5* third party candidates for president, and I feel that it is my duty to thoroughly research all of them before voting for Biden. So here we go:
Jo Jorgensen – Libertarian party. Opposes single payer healthcare, so can’t get the all-important Karl vote. Not a tankie.

Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente – Reform party. That’s the party founded by Ross Perot, and I had no idea it was still around. Also not a tankie.

Gloria La Riva – Party for Socialism and Liberation. Sounds like something I would have been into when I was 18. Almost definitely a tankie.

Howie Hawkins - Green party. Has some kind of beef with Gloria La Riva. I tell ya’, nobody hates a leftist like other leftists. Most likely a tankie.

Don Blankenship – Constitution party. A nutjob for sure, but probably not a tankie. 

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

I don't understand


Porn hub has a local office? Local agent? They make deliveries? Is that an El Camino?


Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

This old man, he played three, He played knick-knack on my knee; And then I called the police because society no longer tolerates that kind of inappropriate behavior.

Monday, March 30, 2020



Update: it is 13 years later, and al-Zawahri still has not received his comeuppance. I was wrong


Friday, January 10, 2020

Question about The Expanse



Did everyone else already know that "Rocinante" was the name of Don Quixote's horse before you knew it as this beauty:


Monday, January 06, 2020


I'll pistol-whip any and all of you what denies the excellence of The Expanse season 4.