I say, you live in luxury. Because when I press the incorrect button on the vending machine at my place of employment, I get this:
The back of the can reads "Chill, shake and serve'. I'm going to chill, shake, and throw it at Michael Turton.
News and Views from Taichung, Republic of Taiwan
Things that are almost as good as riding my bicycle:
1. Looking at my bicycle
2. Talking about my bicycle
3. Watching television programs that feature people riding bicycles
4. Cheese
In view of the shortcomings of the prior art, the inventor of the present invention, based on years of experience in the related industry to conduct extensive researches and experiments, finally developed a torque wrench eliminating all of the drawbacks in operation and production of the conventional products and the prior structures. Meanwhile, the convenience and the practicalness of the invention are ensured. This is the primary object of the invention.
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