Monday, July 21, 2014

Time for War

That's right, I'm not sitting on the sidelines any more. I'm mad as hell, and I'm lubing up my cannon as I type this.

I declare war on the Two Tuesday guys.

The reasons are plentiful and obvious: For one, it is not yet August 9, 2014. Yet they brazenly blazon their page with this date that isn't even here yet. For two, August 9 isn't even a Tuesday. So that's false advertising and a legally actionable felony tort. Third of all, *today* isn't Tuesday either, yet they continue to mislead the gullible public. Forth and lastly, that page design.

Peace negotiations have failed, or would have failed if I had initiated any. So that leaves us with armed hostility. Victory by Chaon's forces shall be swift and amaranthine.

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Monday, July 07, 2014

Hey IKEA

Your product name. It... um...

Yeah never mind.



Saturday, July 05, 2014

Big Shoes Taipei

I went to the Nike factory outlet store in the Xinzhuang Carrefour building. Bought a pair of size 16 (US) Nike Airs.

Friday, July 04, 2014

Hey Microsoft

I don't think that word means what you think it means.



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Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Well played, Mick

The Taiwan Arbitration Act recognizes the doctrine of party autonomy. In the absence of an agreement on the procedural rules governing the arbitration, the arbitral tribunal shall first apply the Taiwan Arbitration Act. If the Act is silent on a procedural matter, the arbitral tribunal may adopt the Taiwan Code of Civil Procedure mutatis mutandis or other rules of procedure that it deems proper.

Some of you do not have a Great Legal Mind like I do, so I'll explain what "mutatis mutandis" is. It is what you get when a praying mantis is subjected to huge amounts of gamma radiation, resulting in significant changes to the insect's genetic makeup. 

Egregrious Etymology

And I don't think the example is all that realistic either.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dagnabbit