Sunday, May 01, 2016

Ted Cruz... still trying to garner the much-coveted Chaon endorsement.

You have my ear, Senator Cruz. Now tell me your plans for dealing with the perfidious Irish.

Friday, April 29, 2016

What is a Sovereign Citizen?

According to Senorjefe on Reddit:

You know LARPing, where people dress up in costumes and craft foam swords and then go to battle with each other? Imagine if a bunch of LARPers suddenly got it into their heads that their weapons were real, and then declared war on the United States military. And every time somebody told them that their swords were made out of foam, they would angrily explain that their swords were real, and actually it was the military's machine guns and tanks and fleet of F-35 Lightning II's that were fake.
Those LARPers are sovereign citizens. They are people who made up and/or bought in to a bunch of fake legal rules like "If a courtroom has an American flag with a gold fringe border, that means it is really a maritime court and doesn't have any jurisdiction over me." Then they go to court and try to convince a judge that they are immune from the judge's orders because of this. It goes over exactly as well as fighting the F-35 with the foam sword.

Monday, April 25, 2016


"The various pieces of information are accessed by a protocol such as SNMP. There are two types of MIBs: scalar ones and tabular ones. Scalar objects define a single object instance whereas tabular objects define multiple related object instances grouped in MIB tables."

Well I sure hope to all fuck that I never have to look up the Complicated Network Management Protocol.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016


"Are you sure this is legal?"

"Yes, I am sure."

"But is it moral?"

"Don't worry, we are only sending them out to very old people. They've probably done something bad in their life, so this just balances that out."

Sunday, April 10, 2016


There is no way that a nation of perfidious Irishmen is safer than Taiwan.

Also, Denmark can go suck it, regardless of their historically incontestable claim to Hans Island.

Friday, April 08, 2016

Tuesday, April 05, 2016


When KFC delivers, they will include these salt/pepper packets with the order.

Which makes me wonder: Who in the world is taking a bite of that chicken and thinking to themselves "This needs a bit more salt"?

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Don't even ask...

...why I needed to know how to say "cheesecloth" in Chinese.

Oh I see.