Thursday, June 03, 2010

Dear Amazon



I'll bet you 5 billion dollars that your E-Z Red ratchet cannot withstand 5500 tons. Honoring that "Lifetime Warranty" is going to be a hassle.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if it doesn't handle that...what you are going to buy millions of them and break them to get your lifetime warranty?

12:56 PM
Chaon said...

If steel prices keep going up, I'm going to buy millions of them and break them and put my competitor out of business.

1:17 PM
Anonymous said...

wouldn't 5,500 in/lbs be = 2&3/4 tons? Or are you using marketing math?
Aj

3:03 PM
Chaon said...

Ya gotta click through to the link and see the Product Description with the claim: "guarantees 5,500 ton of torque performance".

Though to be fair, I don't know where I'm going to get a 5500 ton press to test the ratchet.

3:41 PM

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