Rise of the Machines

Robotic AI's will someday rise up and engage in a war to exterminate humankind. We'll know that they are advanced enough for this to happen when we see the first good machine translation from Japanese to English.

It consists of combination of the approximately semicircular pillar-shaped Uemoto object, the approximately semicircular pillar-shaped Shimomoto object, the 1st tabular turntable of an abbreviated ellipse, and the 2nd tabular turntable of an abbreviated ellipse, So that it may be possible to change into the state where this upper main part was detached from this lower main part, and to turn around this upper main part to a part of a convex step of an approximately center of this lower main part to this lower main part, Have a used machine style which supports this upper main part to this lower main part, and the 1st turntable of the above, and the 2nd turntable, It has a holding part for fixing various form and a hook type wood screw of size to a portion by the side of longitudinal direction top both ends on top, respectively, And have a cylinder of revolution in the center on the back, and this cylinder of revolution is inserted by through hole of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, A mechanism which is supported rotatable focusing on this cylinder of revolution, and has allotted mutually a part of an opposite hand about the above-mentioned used machine style among the upper surfaces of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, and stops this 1st turntable to a rotating position in which the holding part of 1 corresponded with an end of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, It has a mechanism which stops this 2nd turntable to a rotating position in which the holding part of 1 corresponded with an end of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, Detach the above-mentioned Uemoto object from the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, rotate it 90 degrees, make it intersect this lower main part, operate the 1st turntable of the above, and/or the 2nd turntable if needed, and it is made in agreement [ a holding part corresponding to a hook type wood screw which should be fixed ] with an end of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, By making a hook type wood screw fit into a holding part of one end of the above-mentioned Shimomoto object, rotating the above-mentioned Uemoto object, making it in agreement with this lower main part, and making the above-mentioned Shimomoto object contact, . The above-mentioned Uemoto object and the Shimomoto object be put together, form a handle, and the 1st turntable of the above and the 2nd turntable should be caught between the above-mentioned Shimomoto object and the Uemoto object. A tool of composition of changing into the state where it was fixed to a holding part of the 1st turntable of the above or the 2nd turntable by the undersurface of the above-mentioned Uemoto object, and a ****** type wood screw projected from an end of the above-mentioned handle.

We're safe for now.