Friday, October 14, 2005

Seen on Kent's blog,

Which Fantasy/SciFi character are you?

I am Boba Fett. Not because I in any way resemble a "highly-protective and skilled mercenary", but because when I took the test it said I am Data from Star Trek. Screw that. I hate Star Trek. And I always liked Boba Fett. I recommend not taking the quiz, just go here and choose the character you like.

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?



You know who else I hate? Whoopi Goldberg. Thinking about how much I detest Star Trek reminded me of my dislike for Whoopi and every movie she has ever made. I don't like Tito Ortiz either. Tito Ortiz sucks. He sucks so much they should put him in an episode of Star Trek.

14 comments:

malv said...

I wanna be Romy. She's the hottest ship/babe on sci fi TV. But this stupid quiz doesn't even list many cool sci fi characters.

I got labelled some third-rate "Lord of the Rings" dork whose role I don't even recall. That's not sci fi anyway; it's fantasy. Stupid quiz.

Piss on that. Romy ROCKS! (even if the show's kinda cheesey).

Okay. I'm done.

Karl said...

Who's Romy?

P.I.M.P said...

The poll has some flaws. I'm Worf. That's funny. Secondly, for the record, I also hate Whoopi Goldberg. YOu ruined my day having me read and have to think about spelling her name.

Data is cool. Altough I highly favor Star Wars over Star Trek I think Data would destroy Boba in a fight. Also, I don't think Boba can play chess. So I agree with the poll and second the opinion you should be Data.

Karl said...

DATA would beat BOBA FETT in a FIGHT?!?!?

Are you INSANE? Data could not even beat Whoopi Goldberg in a fight! He could probably take Tito Ortiz though.

Anonymous said...

data did beat boba in a fight. a chess fight lol

P.I.M.P said...

Obviously, you haven't witnessed Data single handedly destroy the borg. Those BORG guys are mean. Data is an android. He's capable of many things. Boba can only fly and deliver things to Jabba.

malv said...

Data is such a nerdy faggot. You were entirely correct in your indignation, Karl. Data was one of the main reasons I could hardly stand to watch a whole episode of Star Geek: The Nerd Generation. That show's ONLY cool and non-dorky character was 7of9. I honestly don't understand how anyone could watch it after she left.

Yeah... 7of9 and Romy... Whoa! And just for the hell of it, throw in that hottie catlike chick from Farscape... and that older blue "plant"-chick, too! ...uh...

All in one writhing, tangled, sweaty heap. Yeah! And me in the middle. - Cool!

Sci fi BABEFEST!

Wait! I'd like to add Queen Amadiddle? Amadeus? Whatsername? (Portman) from Star Wars, too.

Okay. That'll do nicely.

Red A said...

7of9 is so hot....ooooh, man.

and yeah, Data would kick Bobo Feta's ass. I can't believe an intellectual like Karl would like Star Wars over Star Trek...

Bread said...

karl the intellectual? have you watched this man play chess? it's like watching rumsfield play iraq...

on a happier note, i am picard, which makes me karl's boss...cool.

Johnny Atomic said...

I hang out with these people all the time. To be honest you could find chicks just as hot at the mall. And that jack ass that plays Data is just as big a fag in person. But to stick with the stomach turning geekosity of this thread I have got to mention that Boba is basically famous for getting his ass beat the moment he had to get into a real fight (much like Karl). Jango was the guy kicking the snot out of Jedi.

Red A said...

Sorry for the flame attack Karl. I had like 5 Coors Lights and was pretty messed up.

Finally got the link to work to the quiz...dude, at least you weren't WESLEY CRUSHER.

malv said...

Dude!

Here's more about Rommie (I spelled it as Romy before) than you want to know. Check out this geek-site I just stumbled across:
http://www.sadgeezer.com/andromeda/andromeda_people_andromeda.htm

Karl said...

Dammit Bread. You are NOT my boss because I am NOT some androgynous, emotionless android! I am a skilled bounty hunter, with purple armor and some kind of big missile on my back.

And Mr. Atomic, I note with delight that today is October 17, which means there are two short months between now and the time I return to Tampa and rupture your other appendix.

Angus said...

Damn. I would mock all of you for terminal geekness, except that Karl has photographic evidence that I attended a sci-fi con in my foolish youth. (ummmm...I didn't inhale!) Well, so much for plausible deniability. "Yeah but it was cool when we did it" is just too much self deception and denial. I went to an indie film thingie at one of those comic conventions recently, and I had to shower repeatedly afterward. I don't know how Mr. Atomic does it. I suppose years of martial arts training and the lingering blood of fallen opponents counteracts that stuff. BTW - other appendix? Would that be apendii? ABTW - Odds are on Johnny, in the Karl/Johnny matchup. He packs heat.