Vegas Marketing

I was walking down the strip, and a nice young man handed me a brightly colored card with words on the back. Upon further examination, I noticed that the front of the card had a picture of an attractive (and it would appear, rather limber) woman. On the back of the card is the following text:

FREE
INTRODUCTION, NO OBLIGATION
-Specializing in-
HOT
One-on-One Action
Satisfaction Guaranteed
369-3**1
DIRECT TO YOU IN YOUR ROOM IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS

1 Girl for $35
2 Girls for $80
3 Girls for $99

Credit Cards Accepted
If paying by credit card - your statement will not show nature of the business
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Now the information on this card raises some interesting questions, since I have never been to this city and do not know how things are done here. For example, for $198 could I get six hot girls to my room in 20 minutes or less? But if I spent the $198, would I be sacrificing quality for quantity- since they state clearly that they specialize in 'One-on-One Action' and not Six-on-One Action'? This 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' is another puzzler. The card says nothing about bacon, rutabagas, or leg irons, so I don't see at all how I would be necessarily satisfied by such an encounter.