Friday, May 06, 2005

I want more quizzes like this one

From Kent's post at Debunkers, a quiz called The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii.


Maul
You preferred a weapon with 81% power over speed and 21% range over melee.
You use a Maul.

Inelegant?
You? We'll see who's still alive to say that when you're finished. A
fearsome hammer is your weapon of choice, a great equalizer that
decimates armored and unarmored foes alike. No one will doubt your
strength when you emerge from battle unharmed, your foes battered and
broken.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on power
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You scored higher than 11% on range


Odd. I would have imagined that my signature weapon woulde be a barstool, teeth, or a boot. But speaking of mauls, Taichung will see another day of carnage tomorrow at my house when the noob commandants Red A and Michael Turton show up to display their tactical prowess. Also, the depilated old school terror Malv will be there, desperately trying to avenge the unholy ass-whuppin' he got last month.

And Kent's blog, trolling in shadow water is up and running again.


6 comments:

Robin said...

So Kent's blog is about what ... Babylon 5?

Angus said...

Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 47% power over speed and 69% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.
One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.





My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on power

You scored higher than 77% on range

Go figger.
Angus

Karl said...

Angus, as best I remember, you prefer to send your opponents flying off the hood of your monstrous vehicle in a Publix parking lot. Or was that martial demonstration special for me?

Robin said...

Angus would probably prefer the new Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum.

Karl said...

Robin, is the .50 the largest caliber handgun in the world? If there is a larger gun, do you own one?

Robin said...

Karl, in the US it is essentially illegal to manufacture firearms of caliber greater than .50 ( to oversimplify - muzzleloaders are outside this regulation for example ). So you are not going to find modern handguns of caliber greater than .50 . However, there are a couple of different varients of handgun cartridges at the .50 caliber mark ( e.g., the .50 Linebaugh, .50 Action Express ) and I'm reluctant to say conclusively that the .500 S&W Magnum is the most powerful although it probably is.

I don't actually own a .500 S&W Mag, but my hunting buddy does and I've had the opportunity to fire it. Great fun.