Friday, May 06, 2005

I want more quizzes like this one

From Kent's post at Debunkers, a quiz called The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii.

You preferred a weapon with 81% power over speed and 21% range over melee.
You use a Maul.

You? We'll see who's still alive to say that when you're finished. A
fearsome hammer is your weapon of choice, a great equalizer that
decimates armored and unarmored foes alike. No one will doubt your
strength when you emerge from battle unharmed, your foes battered and

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on power
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You scored higher than 11% on range

Odd. I would have imagined that my signature weapon woulde be a barstool, teeth, or a boot. But speaking of mauls, Taichung will see another day of carnage tomorrow at my house when the noob commandants Red A and Michael Turton show up to display their tactical prowess. Also, the depilated old school terror Malv will be there, desperately trying to avenge the unholy ass-whuppin' he got last month.

And Kent's blog, trolling in shadow water is up and running again.


Robin said...

So Kent's blog is about what ... Babylon 5?

Angus said...

Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 47% power over speed and 69% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.
One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on power

You scored higher than 77% on range

Go figger.

Karl said...

Angus, as best I remember, you prefer to send your opponents flying off the hood of your monstrous vehicle in a Publix parking lot. Or was that martial demonstration special for me?

Robin said...

Angus would probably prefer the new Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum.

Karl said...

Robin, is the .50 the largest caliber handgun in the world? If there is a larger gun, do you own one?

Robin said...

Karl, in the US it is essentially illegal to manufacture firearms of caliber greater than .50 ( to oversimplify - muzzleloaders are outside this regulation for example ). So you are not going to find modern handguns of caliber greater than .50 . However, there are a couple of different varients of handgun cartridges at the .50 caliber mark ( e.g., the .50 Linebaugh, .50 Action Express ) and I'm reluctant to say conclusively that the .500 S&W Magnum is the most powerful although it probably is.

I don't actually own a .500 S&W Mag, but my hunting buddy does and I've had the opportunity to fire it. Great fun.