Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The People Who Owned the Bible - a story
So the churches grumbled and paid Jimmy his tithe, except for the Mormons, Christian Scientists, Seventh Day Adventists, Quakers, and Unitarian Universalists. Jimmy said their teachings hurt the commercial value of his property and refused to let them use the Bible. All of those groups dissolved, except for the Unitarian Universalists, who didn't notice a change.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, come on now. There are Christians in the U.U. churches. Maybe kind of hard to distinguish them from the Flower-Moon-Peace Children, but they're in there.

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