Chewin in the Chung

Just doing my part:
fourth most liberal member of the Senate

And in today's over-broad interpretation of the Second Amendment, why in the hell can't I buy a M109A6 Paladin? Then I'd win all the dialogues that go like this:

Guy 1: Shut your mouth before I go to the car and get my Glock 9mm
Guy 2: A 9mm Glock? Ha ha ha. I'll get my Colt .45 and drop you where you stand.
Guy 3: What's that, a 1911 Government model? Did your GRANDPA give you that gun? Both of you will piss yourself when I bring my Desert Eagle Mark XIX.
Karl: Why don't all three of you shut the hell up before you go and make me get my Paladin Self Propelled Howitzer and I knock down all yer houses.

And the Paladin can cruise at 35MPH which means I drive it down to Kenting beach in just 8 hours. I wonder if the targeting system can track a jetski....