Thursday, October 06, 2016
When it comes to this clown thing, we here at Chewin in the Chung find ourselves conflicted. Even though our main hobbies do include pillaging, plundering, and too much rum, we're basically decent folk. And that means we hate clowns just as much as the next guy. But here's the problem: Ninjas hate clowns too. And from what we're hearing, various ninja clans have already stepped to deal with the recent spate of marauding clowns. Now we hate ninjas more than anything, and it has been said that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But that's just not going to work here, so it's just going to have to be one more enemy.
There are rumors of Viking - clown violence coming in, and that's fine. Vikings are just pirates with axes.