Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
So let me get this straight; Jango Fett kills a Jedi with his blaster with relative ease then afterwards does a cool cowboy style gun twirl as he re-holsters it, and no hard core Star Wars Fan bats an eyelid! But Boba Fett slightly turns his head as he walks down a hallway and all hard core fans think HE'S THE MOST BADASS STAR WARS CHARACTER OF ALL TIME! Seriously?
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