Chewin in the Chung

All those times over the years when people with allergies would complain, and I would secretly make fun of those people in my head: "Wah wah wah my nose is stopped up and I'm so uncomfortable and Wah wah wah".

And now I live in Taipei, and my nasal passages feel as if they have been packed with sawdust and fluorine and fire.

Well played, God. Well played.