Tuesday, July 26, 2011


Right. So three months ago, I made a joke that suggesting that the obvious flaws in the airport full body scanners might not be so serious, because said flaws can only be exploited by real tall people. And very tall people are not terrorists. (Reference: Stats)

Due to recent events, I need to clarify: "very tall" means 6' 5" and over. That Behring Breivik dickhead is only 6", so my axiom holds. Still, if airport security forces start profiling tall men with big noses and huge foreheads because of this, I'll go to Norway and kill that son of a bitch myself.

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