Ramblin'

First- To anyone who really thought that Donald Trump was going to run for president, I have some remarkable investment opportunities I would like to discuss with you. Bring your checkbook.

Second- No, Americans do not daily drink Caffè Americano. Yes, I know what it's called in Chinese, but this confusion stems from the fact that the Chinese language isn't so good at things like precision and linguistic nuance.

Third- Based on this video, I have revised my opinion of baseball and its players. Makes me proud to be a guy.