Tired he was, thirsty he was, yes thirsty

I’ve been in Taipei (County) for three months now. This morning when I left my apartment, there was a huge yellow thing in the sky. It was bright, so bright. And hot. I… we, we… hates it. We hates the yellow face. It burns us Precious, burns us. Nasty hot bright thing in the sky. Must find cool, dark places Precious. Places with nice shadowy waters, and we will catch juicy, sweet fishes Precious, oh yes. .

And thus my transformation into 台北人 is complete.