Tuesday, April 06, 2010

I'm as busy as...

... a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest?

No.

I'm as busy as a figure kicking toy with a crank activated kicking leg with boot of the first figure pivoting to contact the posterior of the second figure.




US Patent 7192331
Posted by at

2 comments:

P. S. said...

Is that Uncle Sam doing the kicking? And is the kickee a vaguely middle-eastern, gown wearing person? And is the kickee losing his head when receiving Uncle Sam's boot?

Team America - Hell Yeah!!

11:24 PM
Chaon said...

The kickee in Figure 4 of the patent is Saddam Hussein, and "The second figure's internal air space is reduced with vigorous contact of the first figure's kicking boot, thereby ejecting the head of the second figure".

I wonder if this patent application was filed before or after that Bathist guy lost his head in the botched hanging?

6:27 AM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)