Sipping aqua vitae, spitting aqua fortis.
...and $1,620.71 spent [update: the amount is actually $1,946.25] at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.
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4 comments:
That's what I keep telling everybody.
That you are overcompensating for your gayness?
Aj
That you are overcompensating for your gayness?
Aj
No, that nothing says straight like my creepy lesbian fixation.
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