This is what I have so far:

I fucking hate gardening.
© Chaonosity Industries of Taiwan, Inc.
"Chaon", the Chaon logo, "Chewin", "Ninja Lesbians", the number forty-three (43), anything charcoal-colored, and all words beginning with the letter "K" are all strictly enforced trademarks of Chaonosity Industries. All rights reserved. Patents pending.
For more information on Chaon's privacy policies, consult with the Magical Spirit Guide. For questions or comments, drink a quart of Absinthe and we will contact you telepathically.
3 comments:
Wanna see pictures of my dead rose bushes?
Trick question. There is no living vegetation in Colorado, ever.
Not true, winter is just ending. And that heralds the race for weeds to take over my backyard before the last frost date lets me plant things.
Post a Comment