Dear Fox News,

Internet polls are not reliable. I once put an internet poll on my blog:

What do you think Chaon is all about?

A) World-class philosophical analysis of key issues
B) Brazen mix of swashbuckling and wit
C) Totally keeping it real and not being a poser, not even a little bit
D) A stunning combination of high fashion and grandmaster chess

The final results were 98% "Chaon is a big fruitcake with bad hair". And that wasn't even one of the possible responses.

Also, if you are going to do a poll, don't let Reddit find out.