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i think you are forgetting a few things... i count these for myself, and some of them were with you... 1/2/3/4/8/9/11/12/13/14/15/16/18/19/21/22/23/24/26/27/28/30/32/33/34/38
You may be right. The ones I am sketchy about are 'Open and close a bar' and 'Hit a dozen bars in one night'. These seem like things I've done, and if so, you must have been involved- because everyone knows what a great big bad influence you were. But I can't place the times/places.
We didn't do 12 bars after Leigh's wedding, did we?
Let's add a few accomplishments to bump our scores:
'Drink a goldfish bowl full of brandy'
'Pass out in a forest'
'Wake up with a girl who turns out to be...' No, let's just skip that one. I don't know what how Florida's statute of limitations laws work.
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