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Thursday, May 08, 2008
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5 comments:
You are a softy, an ugly misogynistic softy granted, but a softy.
Admit it.
BTW, can you help me get some money out of Zimbabwe? I've got an 11 yr old whose mother beats him that is worth TWENTY MEELLION US DOLLARS if you could only show me some good faith money ...
How dare you call me misogynistic? I have stated publicly many times that the chain extending from the woman's leg iron to the iron spike in the kitchen floor should not exceed 20 lbs in weight.
And a softy? Only when I drink.
OK, so we are agreed on ugly then?
You're just jealous of my sweet mullet.
You prancing around in your wife beater again?
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