Chewin in the Chung

Three little old ladies were discussing aging.

Ethyl says, "I can't believe my arthritis. I can barely lift this coffee cup to my lips."

Myrtle says, "I can lift it, but my Parkinson's is so bad that I can't hold it still and keep spilling it."

Edna says, "I can barely even see the coffee cup, my eyes have gotten so bad."

Ethyl says, "Well, and least we can all still drive."