Monday, January 07, 2008

Keen

A lot of guys get less cool as they enter middle age, but not me. I still get invited to the hip and trendy and phat parties. Take for example this invitation I received this morning:

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You are invited to AutoShow and Autoparts Azerbaijan, the leading automotive exhibition in South Caucasus, now just 3 months away. The events are almost sold out– book now to secure one of the few remaining stands!

About the Exhibitions:
AutoShow and AutoParts are the only international automotive exhibitions in Azerbaijan. The events include a range of exhibitors from all over the world and attract thousands of trade visitors keen to see the wide range of products and services on display.

Officially supported by:
Ministry of Economic Development of the Republic of Azerbaijan
Ministry of Transport of the Republic of Azerbaijan
State Road Police Head Office
Executive Power of Baku City
Chamber of Commerce and Industry of the Republic of Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan Car Dealers’ Association
Azerbaijan Export and Investment Promotion Foundation
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How cool is that? They know better than to exclude a playa like Chaon.

I can't wait to experience the glamor, the hot women, and the freshest beats from the hottest DJ's at this rocking party. I'm going to start polishing my best breakdancing moves now in preparation, and I'm gonna hit Azerbaijan like an Ark hitting Ararat. Peace out.

5 comments:

Bread said...

don't bag on azeri women until you've been there, they are hot.

dildofuc said...

Ooohhh, he said "azeri". But I don't think that's right. It should be Azerbaijanian.

My uncle applied to the Azerbaijan Car Dealers' Association but he was denied.

No Russians allowed.

Chaon said...

Bread, I'm sure you know Azerbaijan, but I know trade shows in this industry. The joke has to stand as is.

Spencer, thanks for that link. Great stuff.

Anonymous said...

Never take lightly a chance to take Caucasus. Its worth 4 IPCs.

Chaon said...

Almost every trade show you go to will have super hot girls in the role you describe. Especially the electronics shows. But hardware seems to be the exception- female troll fest.

Though to be perfectly honest, the guy side of these shows is not exactly a population of ratchet wrench producing Johnny Depps or anything. Except me. I'm sexy.