Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Time Warp in Lubbock

From The Smoking Gun: Dirty Dancers Now Footloose
The dancers, wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts, were popped after they began gyrating and thrusting pelvises in a manner meant to cause "sexual gratification," according to police, whose Special Operations Unit shut down the performance at Jake's Sports Café.
A few questions come to mind. Is anyone under the age of thirty going to get the Smoking Gun headline?

Who wears tight leather pants and boxer shorts at the same time? Why?

Lubbock has cafés?

But all in all, good on the Lubbock S.O.U. for putting an end to the thrusting pelvises. As we all know, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaane.


Michael Turton said...

It was serious enough that the special ops unit had to be called. Probably they were overcome with sexual gratification, and could barely perform their duties.

Karl said...

It's astounding.