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Among other predictions for the U.S. in 2007:_35 percent predict the military draft will be reinstated.
_35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.
_25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.
_19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.
25% of Americans think that Christ is coming back THIS YEAR?
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2 comments:
Check it out:
http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/003911.html
Apparently AP covers the spread this way...maybe the "Christ return" answer is either GLOOMY or POSITIVE depending on how many hookers you did in 2006?
CHECK: or the quality of hookers you did in 2006. I am convinces a man will feel far less guilty if he did a complete hottie rather than a 3:00 a.m. Captain's Pub special.
"Guess how many kids I had?"
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