Soylent pink

Finally, science gets off its butt and does some useful research. Long-term residents of Taichung have often wondered: exactly what is the deal with the contributors from Ni Howdy? The orange jumpsuits. The swishy mannerisms. The inability to pick decent fantasy football teams.
It has been conjectured that Fubar will eventually have to change its name to Bufu-bar, given the obvious proclivities of its main patrons.

Now, thanks to WorldNetDaily's crack research and reporting, we can all understand the cause:
Soy products make you gay.

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

Well, that explains it. All of the Ni Howdy contributors have lived in Taiwan for a long time, and have developed a taste for the wide range of doufu (tofu) dishes here. Hence the certain... confusions in their lives.

So, my blogging friends, take some advice from Chaon:


"Thtay away from the thoy producth, fellath."

Added by edit, 12/16/2006: Fubar is NOT a gay bar, and none of the regular patrons are in the least bit gay. Overly sensitive, perhaps, but not gay.