94% Chaon. Time to rethink your life priorities.
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7 comments:
38% Chaon. Time to rethink your life priorities.
I feel relieved, somehow.
tennessee bbq needs to included as an option (besides not texas)
To tell the truth, I can't think of any good reasons why Florida is on the list.
45%! My god I'm almost half a Karl! Hey, wait a minute...
13% Chaon
Rationalist?
I am more like an
internationalist.
Now, if someone scores into the negative integers, does that make them the ANTI-Karl, who was foretold of old as a harbringer of end times?
For all I know, being the anti-Karl might mean you are Christ re-arisen, ready to take your children to their heavenly roost. Or it may just mean that you know how to use a hairbrush.
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