In the category of 'Never saw that one coming', Taiwan beat Cuba? Whoa.
===================================================
While I am supposed to be going over the logical and semantic intricacies of this glorious 103(a) rejection this warm Friday afternoon, I find myself unable to do so. In the finest tradition of my political party, I'm going to place the blame squarely where it belongs: on the Republicans. On one Republican in particular. It was Red A's lack of financial discipline and culture of largess at Chiles that caused me to eat all of those fries. This led directly to the sluggish state of my biological economy this afternoon. I demand impeachment for lunch crimes.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
8 comments:
"More everything!"
Typical Dem. No personal responsibility. :)
Michael
Chillis, not Chiles
and I wisely ate half my lunch and saved the rest for dinner.
I am not some gluttonous spendthrift Democrat eating out one someone else's dime.
BTW, the other half of the ranch BBQ burger tasted good even cold...so maybe I was just weird at lunch when I said it didn't taste swell.
I'm sorry, did you just type spendthrift Democrat?
Well that's a new one.
Freudian slip, bigtime.
Cuban baseball team was threatened by local gangsters, hints local media. Ah, Taiwan baseball goes international.
Michael
It's clear you subscribe to the Liberal Agenda:
Posted by Stephen of The Thinkery in comments at Ezra Klein's blog, here is the liberal agenda:
8:00 - Wake up. Hug tree.
8:10 - Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
8:20 - Get dressed in hemp suit.
8:30 - Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
8:45 - Drive to methadone clicnic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
8:50 - Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
9:00 - Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
10:00 - Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
10:20 - Pickup welfare check.
10:30 - Cash check.
10:35 - Buy more pot.
11:30 - Miscellaneous Sodomy.
12:00 - Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
12:30 - Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
1:30 - Miscellaneous coveting.
3:00 - Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
3:30 - Bomb a church.
5:00 - Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
6:30 - Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
6:45 - Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
7:00 - Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
7:10 - Smoke pot.
7:15 - Giggle for about twenty minutes.
7:35 - Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
8:00 - Pay pizza man in food stamps.
8:30 - Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
9:30 - Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
10:00 - Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
10:30 - Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
Borrowed from Battlepanda.
Maybe I am smoking wacky weed, but spendthrift means:
A spendthrift is someone who spends money prodigally and who is extravagant and recklessly wasteful.
according to Wikipedia.
Is this wrong, and actually a spendthift means someone who is thrifty, parsimonious, and a skinflint?
Note this is now a vocabulary question on my part...
No, you're right. In my defense, it was 9:00AM when I replied, which is too early to actually know the meanings of words.
Post a Comment