Rolling

In Tampa, a bunch of people got together and rolled a 101-foot cigar. In Holland, a bunch of people are getting together to roll a 3.3-foot joint. I'm going to write a sternly worded E-mail to my mother, castigating her for having me grow up in Tampa instead of Amsterdam.

/Just kidding Mom. I've never been much of a pot smoker. And at least Tampa had a Budweiser brewery.

In local news, Fingas Italian restaurant is going to close, after 10+ years of offering outstanding food and mediocre service. Fingas Base Camp is still going strong, or so I hear. FM will be re-opening soon with a new 'upscale' look and atmosphere. No word on whether they will allow customers with mullets and/or neck beards.