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"Except during a crisis caused the invasion of the motherland by outside forces, I do not regard 'nationalism' as an esteemed term. On the contrary, during peacetime, only disgusting politicians and misguided idiots are gathered under the banner of patriotism."
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You can reach him by snail mail at:
Mao Ze Dong Re-Educational Work Camp
No. 346 Zhong Shan Rd.
Inner Mongolia
By the way, if dissent is the greatest form of patriotism, then isn't it sort of a paradox that the more you criticize patriotism, the more patriotic you are?
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