Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Red A, J-Hole, and Bread walk into a bar in Dallas. They're all in pretty good spirits, so they do a couple of tequila shots before ordering their usual: a pint of Rasberry Oatmeal Stout for Red A, straight Bourbon in a tall glass for J-hole, and a double vodka-cran for Bread. They finish their drinks, and then the Dallas police come in and arrest all three of them.

Man, that joke sucks. I've gotta get better material if I'm gonna do this professionally.

1 comment:

Michael Turton said...

Just think, if they had identified those guys in the bar as enemy combatants, they could have held them indefinitely.