Gift Ideas

I need one of these: Damascus Thuya Wood Handle Knife. I'm not sure why I need a US$454.12 knife with 300 layers of steel in the blade, but some odd guy part of my brain is outraged that my current knife may be inadequate. Probably some boring psychological thing going on there. Besides, since they can now make knives out of alloy steel, I'm not sure why the 300 layers is necessary. And I don't know what 'Thuya' is. Maybe some kind of +3 enchantment against goblins.

For our next gift, I think it goes without saying that Flavor Sprays have a wide range of uses in a variety of situations. And look at the flavors! Smoked bacon! Banana split! The erotic possibilities alone are overwhelming, not to mention the enormous prank potential.