Monday, November 21, 2005

#31: 'Norris' kinda rhymes with 'Taurus'

The Top thirty Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
However, there is still no excuse for 'The Octagon'.

1 comment:

stanky said...

that's just fucked up. I never realized the Power of Norris. I read ever fact and this was a favorite......
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
anyway, keep it coming, Karl