Monday, October 24, 2005

I am left without a stupid pun in the title

(But feel free to suggest one)

Seen this morning on Apostropher and The Peking Duck:
Young Singers Spread Racist Hate
Duo Considered the Olsen Twins of the White Nationalist Movement
"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white ? we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."
Look girls, you wanna stay white? Do what the girls in Taiwan do: Kose Sekkisei Whitening Cream

The White Nationalist movement is not the way to go. You want proof? Let's go ask Dean Mckee:


"Hey Dean, what did you get out your involvement with White Nationalists?"

"Well Karl, I got sentenced to life in prison. I sure should have kicked your ass when I had the chance."

"That's true, Dean. By the way, do you think I could pass for an Aryan if I dyed my hair blonde?"

"Well, you're tall. And all true Aryans are tall. But we usually envision the master race as having a little less paunch. And you'd have to cut out all that race mixing."

"Got it. Later Dean."


Red A said...

Now, it is a long shot, but apparently being a bad boy and singing about such things as Folsom Prison or your 9mm Gatt seems to have worked for white and black alike.

These girls seem more like Hanson. That's the problem.

I recommend a firearms conviction - that gave Eminimem street cred.

Honestly, I have a dream - one day Prussian Blue will open for Apache. (Apache is the rapper who's lyrics include: 'Kill the white people; we gonna make them hurt; kill the white people; but buy my record first; ha, ha, ha')

and thus antimatter will strike matter and we will learn how to create warp coils and can explore the galazy.

Robin said...

Speaking of the Olsen Twins, should I wear my t-shirt that reads:
"I f**ked the Olsen Twins before they were famous."

malv said...

Uh, Robin,
That would make you a child molester.
You'd better get rid of that t-shirt.

malv said...

Uh, Robin,
That would make you a child molester.
You'd better get rid of that t-shirt.

Robin said...

So, malv, what you are saying is that you got the joke?


Robin said...

For malv