Monday, September 05, 2005

Secret agent man- Jalandhar

I'm off to India tonight for a super-secret mission that will in all likelihood involve dangerous encounters with a beautiful but deadly female triple-agent working for enemy powers. I will be traveling under my usual cover as a linebacker for the New York Giants. Probable adventures will include jetskis, fighter jets, samurai swords and wolverines. I'm still not sure what I'll do with the canvas rucksack of gold coins that I'll pilfer from a terrorist headquarters somewhere.

Ninjas will be dispatched. Princesses will be rescued, and possibly impregnated. Robots will be reprogrammed to throw themselves into volcanoes. Nepal will be saved. Secret identities will be revealed.

And if I can figure out where the citizens of Jalandhar gather to play chess, then... well, you know what will happen.

1 comment:

Angus said...

Ninjas killed my family. Need contributions for king fu lessons. Your gift is appreciated.