Chewin in the Chung

Yes, I used to play Dungeons and Dragons. This fact in no way diminishes my deserved reputation as a cool and rockin' guy.* So you can thus infer that I am very different from these guys. Boots of Escaping indeed. That's just stupid. He should have worn Eleven Boots of Speed.

And in Thursday's "damned if you do, damned if you don't" category- Scientists: Fossil Fuel Curbs May Speed Global Warming. Well that's just great.


*No really. It's true. In fact, I am rocking to Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana.mp3 as I type this. How cool this that?