Chewin in the Chung

This just in: Houston is America's fattest city. I bet they have great donuts in Houston. I'm not sure why New Orleans is only ranked 7th on the list. They've got the best food. And beignets. You know, beignets shouldn't be too hard to make. Just some kind of pastry thing covered in powdered sugar. I should open Taichung's version of Morning Call, and help Taichung move up on the list of the world's fattest cities. If there is such a list. I wonder how other countries fattest cities compare with Houston or New Orleans?