Saturday, June 19, 2004

What the hell kind of country is this? Yeah the people who live here like to think that Taiwan is industrialized, modern and reasonably sophisticated. But I think I am living in a provincial backwater. Why? Because I cannot buy McDonald's McGriddles Breakfast Sandwiches!

Do I get to eat warm golden griddle cakes (with the sweet taste of maple syrup baked right in), and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese in a convenient sandwich? I sure as hell don't!

What do I get for breakfast every Odin forsaken morning? Thrice-cursed weiyu danbing. Not exactly savory, crispy or fluffy, now is it?

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