Chewin in the Chung

Election. Assasination attempt. Recount. And even now, not all of the rivers in the world could wash the bloodstains off the hands of the Kuomintang- but they cry the election was 'unfair'. No. 'Unfair' is when the Kuomintang arrested you, interrogated you, and then killed you. Losing an election because a KMT dickhead takes a shot at the president, and Lian Chan is still a dork anyway is pretty much fair across the boards.