Friday, February 20, 2004

Uranium enrichment parts found in Iran

In other news, Karl Rove announced that the 'q' key and the 'r' key are only 3 spots away on a keyboard, and it's really quite an honest mistake that could happen to anyone. To assure complete coverage in the future, the United States will invade any country beginning with the letter 'I'. The Indian, Irish, and Indonesian ambassadors were all promptly recalled, while Italy and Israel frantically protested that they are allies of the U.S.

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