You Know,

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When I was a teenager I'd walk into a health food store like GNC, look around in wide-eyed wonder, and think to myself "Wow. Look at all of these products that can give you health, energy, and longevity." Now when I walk into one of these stores, I look around, scowl*, and think to myself "At least 95% of this stuff is total bullshit."



* Well to be honest, I scowl at most everything these days. But I scowl more in health food stores.