Thursday, July 16, 2015

Operation Jade Helm!

Need to take this opportunity to say goodbye to all my friends in Texas. As I understand things, today is the day where you all get sent off to the prison mines.

But you can trust in Chaon: This time next year, I will light a candle to remember you by by which to remember you. But to be honest, it will be one of those cheap tea candles my wife buys at IKEA. So it will probably only burn for a short time before sputtering out, similar to the feeble and short-lived armed resistance Texans were able to put up against the occupying forces.

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