Friday, December 12, 2014

Announcement of Military Action

My fellow pirates, at this hour, Chaon’s forces are in the early stages of military operations to annihilate our guava enemy, in order to defend the world from the grave danger posed by wicked guava-ness.

On my orders, our forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine guavas’ ability to wage war. These are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign. More than 35 allies are giving crucial support -- from the use of Twitter and Google+ accounts, to help with swashbuckling and privateering, to the deployment of combat units. Every participant in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honor of serving in our common defense.

To all the men and women of the Chaon’s Armed Forces now in the guava groves, the peace of a troubled world and the hopes of an oppressed people now depend on you. That trust is well placed.

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