Monday, December 15, 2014
About the F-35, a.k.a. "The Reaper"
Let me take a minute to explain the science behind the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II stealth fighter. It's like this: When the amount of money that is spent on a military vehicle (in this case a fighter jet) reaches a certain density, a rift in the fabric of space-time occurs which then shrouds the aircraft. The result is that the stealth fighter is entirely invisible to radar, infra-red sensors, and the naked human eye.
This black hole-like distortion of physical reality creates a serious drawback, which is that the F-35 can only attack targets 12,000 years in the past. The only viable target of that time is the city state of Atlantis. Fortunately for the U.S. military, the Atlanteans are all enthusiastic practitioners of communism. So the F-35 will function exactly as expected according to its specifications and known science.