Monday, November 10, 2014

The Great Leader Instructs

"Watch me, Comrades. You have to swirl it in a semi-vigorous manner, but not violently. You want the ice friction to cause a chain reaction of cold, but you don’t want to bruise the gin. And if any one of you thinks it's OK to make a Martini with vodka, I'll have you shot."


 


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