Dear Carrefour

Tensions between your forces and the Armies of Chaon have been dangerously high of late, but I have good news. Last year's unpleasantness, referred to as the "Guacamole in a jar incident", can now be safely put behind us. Today, your organization has more than redeemed itself with the "Hollandaise sauce in the tetra pack box transaction".

I look forward to mutually beneficial, long-term cooperation in the future.