Wednesday, August 20, 2014

But Officer...

...I can't really move at all without *someone* construing it as a "menacing encroachment."

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me.

"Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don’t want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you."

The converse is, I suppose, that if a cop wants to shoot me, taze me, pepper-spray me, baton-strike me, or throw me to the ground, all he has to do is say that I didn't do what he told me?

Sounds risky. I will (continue to) pass. America, y'all go ahead and continue to meekly obey the constabulary, lest ye be mercilessly pummeled for inadequate subservience.

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