Kids these days

Son, don't look at me like I'm some kind of troglodyte just because I'm buying a USB keyboard. I have a wireless one, and I don't like it. You don't understand the concept of going with a tried-and-true technology because a) You're not even 20 years old yet, and b) Those ear gauges probably cause all kinds of cognitive impairment.

Yes I *am* sure. Just ring the damn thing up.