Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Worse than wet dog

You know sometimes your dog will find something really rancid, like a ruptured septic tank, or a rotting animal, and the dog will roll all around in it because dogs are stupid?

Well right now I smell exactly like a dog that has enthusiastically covered himself in sewage.

Old Spice, I don't think you thought this "Wolfthorn" idea all the way through.

No, I didn't buy it on purpose. I thought I was getting the Aqua reef stuff. Live and learn, I guess. And reek. 

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