Divorce Stories

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Chaon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Was that Nathan Fillion?
Chaon's Wife: *Rolls eyes* Yes.
Chaon: Do not patronize me woman. You don't even know who Nathan Fillion is.
Chaon's Wife: Yes I do. He's in that stupid movie that you like so much.
Chaon: *stares at wife in horror*